So they declare Rosies Bar as its own nation with the motto being Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happy Hour. Its not only a funny statement in of itself, but it also rings true to those who love a good night of drinking. That's why people tuned in. The Kidadl Team is made up of people from different walks of life, from different families and backgrounds, each with unique experiences and nuggets of wisdom to share with you. Frank: Oh, I wouldn't kill just anyone, Margaret. -- Klinger
M*A*S*H (1972-1983) was an American television series, airing on CBS, about a team of doctors and nurses stationed at a fictional U.S. mobile Army hospital (unit number 4077) in Korea, during the Korean War in 1950-53. We began to shoot the scene. You've got pictures of dead babies in there!". you seen my stethoscope? -- Frank
"Oh don't be silly. The previously one-note Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan (Loretta Swit), for example, became more sympathetic and complex, as demonstrated in episodes such as "The Nurses". -- Potter
in the area will be held today at fourteen hundred hours. ", 33. Why don't you sirs act like sirs, sir? The kind of hole a man can throw himself into with pride. McLean [Stevenson, who played Henry Blake] was never better. "I don't want to see it!" So we will retain that record, which is okay with us!". Hawk, you are shaved, cleaned, dressed! -- Radar
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I throw up. After a heart-to-heart talk, they fall into each other's arms. ", 48. ", 12. and buried her with two spades.
The glee club meets in the mess tent at o-eight hundred hours. "Frank Burns: I can plug an ace of hearts at fifty feet.
The rest of their Season 1 co-stars had long since left, and Swit admits that she contemplated moving on at different points during the show's run most seriously when she landed the role of Christine Cagney opposite Tyne Daly's Mary Beth Lacy in the original Cagney & Lacey TV movie that preceded the classic CBS series. "Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop! Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye -- Sidney
-- Trapper
That attraction finally pulled them together in the two-part Season 6 episode, "Comrades in Arms," where the two are stranded together overnight as North Korean bombs fall around their hiding place. With the Sign up here for exclusive access to all your favorite celebrities
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40. "There's five million shows out there now that are competing, and they can no longer evaluate ratings like they could when we were on. Frogs would be hibernating in December in Korea and therefore would not be croaking. Hawkeye Pierce: Every chance that I can! in ten minutes sharp. ", 37. and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last
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"Life Time" is told in Real Time, with a clock in the corner of the screen ticking off the minutes as the doctors race to replace a soldier's crushed aorta before he becomes paralyzed. How can you kick out this little puppy of a person? The show is often cited as TV's first true Dramedy. "The writers didn't want to run out of ideas, and we didn't want to repeat jokes." may. -- Hawkeye
England is still the only place I know where any young man can grow up to be the Queen. up my own mouth hole. It's a class A uniform alright. Would you care for a martini?
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", Hawkeye: "Insanity is just a state of mind. Stars hit the red carpet at the BAFTA Film Awards 2023! on AA. Hawkeye and B.J. -- Radar, "The way I see it, the army owes us so many coffee breaks, we should get 1954 off." -- Potter
The way I see it, the army owes us so many coffee breaks, we should
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I haven't volunteered since the day my draft board tied me up and sent
Holy hemostat -- Potter
Gary Burghoff exploded. Horse hockey! I will not carry a gun, Frank. Great balls of fire! 65 Quotes About Grief To Help You Or Someone You Love Cope With Loss. creative tips and more. If you liked our suggestions for 'MASH' quotes then why not take a look at ['Seinfeld' quotes], or 'The Office Senior' quotes. WebMajor Morris : That's right. And that concludes 5 O'clock Charlie for today, folks. "Trapper" got his nickname for using a train toilet to take advantage of his prom date and nobody seems to care that this may have been rape as long as he 'got some'; 'Me Lay' is famous for using his absurdly crass pick-up line, "Me lay, you lay," to acquire a stupendous 'batting average'; the, Season 1's "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet", UsefulNotes/Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series. I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions." If you like quotes from TV shows, then read our collection of the Best TV Show quotes and Kung Fu Grasshopper quotes. During the episode Officer of the Day in M*A*S*Hs third season, Henry is absent once again so Frank is made temporary commanding officer. of a kindactually two of a kind. -- PA
RELATED: THE WALKING DEAD: 10 THINGS WRONG WITH CAROL AND EZEKIEL'S RELATIONSHIP. With a screw driver I'm a regular Leonard daVinci -- Sgt. Claim: The cast of <em>M*A*S*H</em> did not learn of Col. Blake's death until they were actually filming the scene in which it was announced. then they go right for your soft underbelly. With it came some noticeable changes between the film and the TV show such as Hawkeye sharing a tent with Major Frank Burns which remains the case for several seasons as opposed to just one time in the film. In both cases, Houlihan's affair with Hawkeye's foil, Frank Burns (played by Larry Linville in the TV version), is the source of her moniker, and since that relationship carried over into the early seasons of the show, so did Hot Lips. I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions. (Mike Farrell), Klinger (Jamie Farr), and Col. Potter (Harry Morgan) celebrate the end of the Korean War to this day, the M*A*S*H finale remains the most-watched episode of any scripted series ever. down. Oh Margaret, you're my snug-harbour. pinko's and fellow travelers. Hawkeye: The army, in its infinite wisdom, has not only cleared Frank
What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams -- Potter
After the way I am having a bust made out of your head, or, possibly,
", Beautiful sentiments but not sentiments that Swit necessarily agrees with. "He's got eyes in the back of his stethoscope. Sally Kellerman, Oscar-Nominated as Hot Lips Houlihan in MASH, Dies at 84. forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll
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-- Henry
WebHawkeye Pierce: Frank Burns has gone nuts! We hope you love our recommendations for products and services! Ah, Klinger, my constant reminder that Darwin was right! of this country were playing golf with five clubs. So as he flies the blue lady of the skies into the sunset, we say 'aloha,
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You're so above average. Incoming wounded.
"A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark." ", 39. WebM*A*S*H star Alan Alda once revealed why the death of one of his fellow co-stars turned out to be a surprise.. -- Hawkeye
fish, I'm ready to grow gills! in the peace compound are to be thirty-two feet, six and one quarter inches
Hawkeye, someone came in here and committed a neatness! -- Hawkeye
Normal people go crazy in this place.. You look like an ad for death -- Hawkeye. -- Radar
Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen (TV series episode). ", 19. That's great how they can rhyme and be hot at the same
Cam. The show has both a character page and a recap file. -- PA
The eagle screams today. "I am going to name my first wife after him. While the above quote from Maxwell is only a snippet of the actual one as shown on IMDb, its hilarious enough in itself to make up for the rest. Incredible as it seems, half my unit believed
immediately!
But the actress did get to write the heartfelt speech that Margaret delivers to her fellow nurses on their final night together. "They just went ahead and did it in their minds, they thought it was a lovely ending for her." What in the name of Marco 'BLESSED' Polo -- Potter
"Boy seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. I can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting down. out to meet the kids. 's camera panned the stricken faces of the cast, and then someone off-camera accidentally let a surgical instrument drop to the floor. Attention.
"Poetry, right? -- PA
", Linville left the show at the end of Season 5, replaced by David Ogden Stiers' Charles Emerson Winchester, by which point Margaret's nickname was largely phased out as well.
", 3. "But it was a turning point, and it spoke to the totality of M*A*S*H it contained everything: it contains tears and laughter and silliness and survival. WebFunny Mash Quotes Santana Lopez Quotes Roseanne Quotes Alan Alda Quotes Memorable Quotes From Mash Mash 4077 Quotes Alan Alda Mash Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes. I don't chew my cabbage twice.
56. Insanity is just a state of mind. While the line can be seen as funny out of context, it does have a sense of truthfulness in context which makes it memorable. -- Trapper, "It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed"." ", 16.
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He would call us! 1995 - 2023 by Snopes Media Group Inc. Authors; 51-55). RELATED: 10 BEST DISNEY TV SHOWS THAT STARTED AS MOVIES. The only person who I have to be better than is myself. Alda sat down with Studio 10 for an interview back in 2016 to discuss that and a number of other M*A*S*H memories. -- Potter
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each played Santa: Hawkeye in "Dear Dad" (1972), where he misses the orphans' Christmas party and is helicoptered, in costume, into a foxhole during combat; and B.J. Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last week" -- PA, "This food is--disappointing." You know you're beautiful when he's angry -- Hawkeye
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Monkey muffins! Instead of doing his job, though, Hawkeye decides to use it to get some rest with the above quote being his excuse for sleeping on the job. This material may not be reproduced without permission. Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week
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In honor of 'M*A*S*H' star Harry Morgan, who died Wednesday, 'Extra' collected 10 of the best quotes from the long-running hit CBS show. But look there is one more thing: we need a chest cutter.". "What about all the thousands of wonderful guys who are fighting this war without any of the credit or the glory that always goes to those lucky few who just happen to get shot. -- Frank
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Bull cookies! Scuttlebug is as common as cooties in your skivvy! -- Hawkeye
According to Reynolds, the cast knew that Stevenson was leaving the show, but they withheld Blakes death until the last minute to stop them from falling apart or A lot of his success can be dated back to his time on M*A*S*H with his fellow co-stars. the double. We don't really need Americans like you,
"I loved that character, and I was tempted to be on my own show as opposed to being part of an incredible ensemble where the show was the star." In addition to starring in the popular 1970s show, Alda also secured reoccurring roles in big shows such as The West Wing, and 30 Rock.
(The producers of Dallas famously faced a knotty problem when they killed off Bobby Ewing after actor Patrick Duffy quit the series, then had to find a way to resurrect the character when Duffy rejoined the cast a year later.). Trapper John: A martini? And now direct from North Korea, here he is for the sixth hit week,
high. You know, a prominent place in the schedule. Never insult seven men when all you have is a six shooter -- Potter
21. One of the ongoing elements in M*A*S*H was Frank and Major Margaret Houlihans romantic relationship despite the fact that Frank had a wife waiting for him back home in the United States. I'm wearing a warner bra. -- Radar
Praise the Lord and pass the sauce! That I Love You." General Clark succeeds General Ridgeway who succeeded
Go peddle your fish -- Frank
Read the best Hawkeye quotes from 'MASH'. Inspired by the movie of the same name, which in turn was based on a book, the show focused on the members of a fictional US Mobile Army Surgical Hospital that operated in the Korean War. Over 100 million viewers agree: M*A*S*H's feature-length series finale is one of the greatest mic drops in television history. -- Potter
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