"The Swamp" in The Acting Coach Approach: 48 Monologues for Kids . An infinite abyss of nothing! Weve already said it a bunch of times! COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! Mr. Beetlejuice, since we met, you have pinched me, and groped me, and harassed me, sir, and I wanna tell you, in front of all these people, that it has worked! LYDIA: No, it was adorable. JUNO: Oh, look at you! And yet, I worry. Those are the guest sheets! Beetlejuice! DELIA: About that. Youre under so much stress, you must relax! By the time you read this, I will be gone, having jumped off . Pluslearn to throw your voice! Lydia, you are so weird. Mom!! Sucks-Yes! Once Im dead, my dad will be sorry! Beetlejuice (v.o) (laughs to himself) you are a naughty man. I sense your touch. Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. ADAM: Chapter one! LYDIA: Hes the loneliest guy I know. Beetlejuice:: *stops her* hey i get it you and me were not that different. OH! I want you to get Beetlejuice out of the picture!". God, you know, your mother knew this was going to happen. 'Otho Fenlock's Locked Door Ghosts' Probably committed suicide up there. You said no Ink Spots on this vacation! It's just like you said, you dont always get it, but youre a part of it. Eh, it was worth a shot. DELIA: Wait, Charles, are you breaking up with me? 24m. BEETLEJUICE: Quick! . CHARLES: About that I thought that after everything weve been through Well, I just thought that both of us could use a fresh start. LYDIA: Wow, this is going to be such an interesting night! In Conclusion: Beetlejuice the Musical Is Fantastic. But hey. I know that my name's on the marquee, but youre going to have to watch a new show. YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK, GIRL I GOT YOUR BACK, GIRL I'M HELPING YOU GROW", TIME TO TAKE COMMAND YOU DICTATE THE HAND THE UNIVERSE DEALS. BEETLEJUICE: Well then what am I supposed to do! Climb onto something! Started asking myself the big questions like why are our bodies still in the basement? ), BEETLEJUICE: HEY ITS GREAT THAT YOU ATE UP MY PLAN, NOW THE POOCH HAS BEEN SCREWED AND THE SHIT HIT THE FAN, BEETLEJUICE: YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG BOOK. The man next to me is the one I want. Do you understand what Im proposing? Grab what you can and- (pulls blanket and reveals DELIA.) what Im trying to say is; I hired you to help my daughter, but you have ended up helping me. DELIA: Why say doubt, when you can stop at do. I asked you to send me a sign. BEETLEJUICE: Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house, lights! Eddie Perfect, Lydia is a dark, yet exceedingly smart young woman. CHARLES: Dont say that. Maxie Dean will be here for dinner in two days. BEETLEJUICE: DON'T BE SO VANILLA WOULD A LITTLE ANGER KILL YA? You dont recognize me? CHARLES: Good! BEETLEJUICE: Thats where tote bags come from. CENSUS AGENT: Hello, I'm with the U.S. Census Bureau, got time for a few, OH MY GOD! But Lydia, you cant live like this! BEETLEJUICE: That is a sandworm. Thats why Ive been trying so hard to build a new one. Guy talk howd you do it? We want to help you! Gonna go on a little vision quest, find my dad. ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. There's lots of cool stuff in there! LYDIA: It could be both. ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? Normally, I perform exorcisms por bono, but you made me come to Connecticut. CHARLES: Maxie! We cant just stay in the attic! Before Juno sees you. So, what do you say? Adam, wanna do the honors? They look right through me! We will. This book is dangerous! Everyone can see me now, but if I were alive, I could get out of the house, meet my kind of people. BEETLEJUICE: The people who bought your house! Delia! What? There are people downstairs. Not answering! DELIA: Charles, maybe we should just tell her about us. She held her lip between her teeth and went to find him at once. Leave this house! Fuck Brigadoon. LYDIA: Im alone. 119. (goes to kiss him, but gags.). Netherworld. Yup, thats the one. The dead lead lives of noisy desperation in "Beetlejuice," the absolutely exhausting new musical that opened on Thursday at the Winter Garden Theater. Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall. . AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE LIKE "I KNOW! BEETLEJUICE: Woah! OTHO: Let me say it (dramatically) DEATH! LYDIA: Yeah, me too. LYDIA: Recently Deceased. CHARLES: Except brains. I just can't deal with Delia. It sayswe should draw a door. Thats why Im doing this. LYDIA: Really? AGHHHH, ADAM: HOLD ON ONE DAMN MINUTE! DELIA: Doubt. CHARLES: Where is the shrimp? It is based on the 1988 film of the same name, directed by Tim Burton with story by Michael McDowell and Larry Wilson, about a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (pronounced . But I (a beat.) Beebleboose! Yes book? And that is exactly how we can beat him. No he wont, youll just be dead. WE COULD JUST WALK BUT WE'VE DONE THAT BEFORE, ADAM: THAT MUST BE THE REASON SHE SEES US, FRIENDS WHO DON'T STOP AT PROBLEMS OR OBSTACLES. That was an old Scandinavian folk song. I changed a lot. Based on the 1988 film starring Michael Keaton, the musical tells the story of Lydia Deetz, an offbeat teenager whose life changes when her family moves into a home inhabited by a recently . Our countdown includes scenes from "Beetlejuice", "School Daze", "Grease 2" and more! BARBARA: We are not aluminum siding people! Does this couch make me look dead? You go to the Netherworld, you dont come back. I don't even like pottery! After more than 30 years, Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder could potentially reprise their roles as Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz in the upcoming film Beetlejuice 2.. Keaton and Ryder originally played the iconic characters in Tim Burton's 1998 cult classic Beetlejuice.. As reported by ScreenRant, Brad Pitt's production company Plan B Entertainment has signed on to produce Beetlejuice 2. We don't currently have any monologues from Beetlejuice . It has to stop. DELIA: Yeah! And that makes me feel oh god, I actually feel! I am SO sick and tired of being invisible and you, you can change all of that! LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. This was an excuse to make the boys interact and realize they all are wife simps. He is so mean to me! Oh I don't see anything -- Aah! That never happens. BEETLEJUICE: Uh, wait what? New meat! BEETLEJUICE: Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes, please say yes. LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! BEETLEJUICE: Fine! Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual. The musical held its final performance on March 11, 2020, after Broadway and New York City's biggest . Im sorry I just couldnt help myself. Can I see? BEETLEJUICE: YES ADAM! AGHHHHHH! LYDIA: Im not going back! DELIA: AHHH! Some things work better in the movie, some work better in the musical. Happiness! Also, one of your wine glasses is poison! These are the biggest changes that . And I fear for my safety around you. Because dead or alive, you dont got somebody who really gets you, then youre going to feel lonely and worthless and youll never reach your goal weight because you eat when youre sad this guy knows what Im talking about. I'm on the bench, but Coach. ADAM: I know! Okay, new plan. LYDIA: Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. Lydia, I know you wont let me down. And you dont exist. Its the one room in the house thats still ours! Now, we have two days to transform this old house into the flagship model home of my new gated community. DELIA: Nope! See ya suckers! Its okay at Christmas, but the rest of the year, you gotta put it away! Which reminds me, I got you a new dress for your fathers business dinner! I have some good news. ADAM: Oh god! Now, lets get you processed. Beetlejuice The Musical is rumoured to open in London's West End in Spring 2023. Rule number two: every new ghost gets a tote bag! It CLICKS OFF. Source: www.enca.com. I dont know get it, but Im a part of it! First published Apr 06, 2020. Fun at parties! Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" Based on Tim Burton's blockbuster film of the same name, this animated show features Beetlejuice, the wild "ghost with the most" from the "Neitherworld" and his mortal best friend Lydia Deetz, a young, perky goth girl attending a private school in a sleepy little Connecticut town. ADAM: Woah. Lets spin the wheel. For this list, we'll be looking at the choreography and dance sequences from films spanning between 1980 to 1989 that define this era and the dance genre. BEING YOUNG AND FEMALE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M AN EASY MARK, BEETLEJUICE: I'M OFFERING YOU A FULL-TIME SPECTER. But thats only because I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! TAKE YOUR PLACES I WANT SCARY FACES NOW GO! Lady, you're forgetting something! You both get em. I died with this sash. What do I always say about doubt? LYDIA: Yeah, you said Stop acting so weird, I need this job., DELIA: No! But first, I think it would be so wonderful if our newest family member would make a toast! (BEETLEJUICE does the same to ADAM. LYDIA: In my vision, my dad and I are back in our old house in New York. I mean you saw these schmucks up here. BEETLEJUICE: Well make it snappy, I WANT CAKE! So this is what you get! DELIA: Its like my guru Otho always says, If you dont take a chance, you dont have a chance, because you didnt take it!. Charles! ADAM: You don't like this stuff? Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. Lydia doesnt have my resilience. DELIA: Otho, I noticed that the Soulbox is both glowing and making a noise. Its like against the law at my house. Barbara! And now, finally theyre about to die! Lets draw the door. DELIA: Knock Knock! Keep it away from your sensitive parts. (a beat.) Lydia, right now you are redirecting anger and deflecting pain and other terms I learned in my training. The musical premiered at the National Theatre, Washington, D.C. in October 2018, prior to opening on Broadway at the Winter Garden Theatre on April 25, 2019. THREE TIMES IN A ROW, IT MUST BE SPOKEN UNBROKEN. Im gonna teach you guys how to be ghosts! Ah! LYDIA: I dont know. It is based on Tim Burton's 1988 film of the same name. DELIA: Well, Im so happy for all of you. Its a little crooked. BARBARA: Excuse me, this is all happening very fast, we just died and now youre here, and now theyre here and-. From comedy to drama and everything in between, we hope that you can find one that you love. "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.". Yes, I love that man of mine. IS SIMPLY A MANIFESTATION OF MOTHERLY PANIC, AREN'T YOU CREATING A WAY OF TRANSLATING THE TERROR, HIDING AWAY SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO FACE BEING A BAD MOM, ADAM AND BARBARA: SOON ENOUGH, OUR HOPES AND OUR DREAMS WILL BE CRUSHED. Every dead person gets one, but since youre not actually dead, wanna see a sad puppet show? You know what it feels like to get everything you thought you ever wanted, but still feel like no one will every love you? 3."My whole life is a dark room. ADAM: Wed love it! Trust me, its going to get weird, but itll work. We did kill someone though. But you wanted your mommy. CHARLES: Wouldnt even know where to start. ADAM: I never even used this and then I felt bad that I never used it. Who knows what hes done to Lydia! So I kinda found the original script for the DC run of Beetlejuice. L: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. BEETLEJUICE: Wait, wait, wait COME ON! BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, time moves differently when youre dead, but boy does it move. I am also dead. 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